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The distant the shotput goes depends upon the efforts you put into it!

IT'S A SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE!

Are you a pig, Amanda?

Trunchbull: You'll chop those off before school tomorrow or i will come and...

(But)

But!

(I don't...)

Trunchbull: Did you say but? I'LL GIVE YOU BUT!

And for the good of those putrescent little children!

A poem, how sweet. What poem would that be?

WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED?!

A carbuncle, a pustule of putrescent ooze...

Change those socks, too pink.

For this newt, you pissworm!

You're too small. Grow up...QUICKER!

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